Biggest Kid of them all!

My husband; the King of Kids...has really outdone himself this time!

Last week, Jake had his mate stay over, & while they were in his room, playing PS games, after dinner, Jamie came to me, giggling like a schoolgirl, saying he was going to scare the boys.

I rolled my eyes, as I obviously know my husband too well, & I just knew it was not gonna end well!

And, right, I was....

So, 5 seconds later, he comes back to me...all dressed in black, & with a beanie on his noggin.
I rolled my eyes & continued my telephone conversation with my friend.

The boys, in Jakes room, were totally unaware that he was up to anything. (So we thought!)
, just envision the following scenario....

Jamie, all dressed in black, outside the bedroom window, creeping down, while trying to crawl directly under the window ledge, so he could jump up & do the whole : "Arrrgh!" with his face pressed against the screen, to scare the pants off the boys.

However, the boys were one up on him....

As Jamie rose to his feet, the boys were already pressing their faces aginst the screen, & squealed/screamed (thing that they did) at him!
Jamie fell backwards, in fright, & fell over the table next to the pool stuff box thing,(I have gone blank!!!) near Jakes window.

The kids were pissing themselves laughing, & I was laughing at them laughing!
Next minute, Jamie hobbles in, barely able to speak from being winded when his chest landed across the wooden table.
I rolled my eyes & told my friend I had to go...she could hear the commotion!

Two days later, he is still sore & can't sleep in the bed, he has to recline in the couch & sleep there!

And a week later....I finally persuaded him to get his butt to the Emergency department, (as I had to take Jake to physio there anyway) where it is discovered from X-rays, that he has broken & cracked ribs!
Now we have to watch that it doesn't turn into a lung infection...if he's not better by Wednesday, back to Emergency he goes.

Fuck...now I feel so bad for making him bring in the washing everyday.
Bloody big kid.

xxTxx