Dr Attitude & Crazy Dreams!

We are all down with the dreaded flu at the moment.

I actually think we have RSV, but who would know until we can see the Dr next TUESDAY!

I kid you not...you need a crystal ball for the Drs surgery in my town!



You could gaze at the ball, & if you see yourself getting ill in the coming weeks...you can book ahead & actually get in.



Frustrating. But what can you do?!?


Jake was freed of his plaster last Thursday, & we had the pleasure (not!) of dealing with a fucking asshole Dr.

Lets call him...Dr Dickhead!

At the request of a Medical Cert, (for Jake's school) this freak pretty much lost it.
He made references to "who" would pay him for wasting his time, me,.. or the school?!
My response was something along the lines of ... "considering this is a public hospital, I wont be paying for a scrap of scribble ...." which realllllly pissed him off.
(I am usually not at all rude to people, unless I have copped attitude first, for the record!)

Long story short, I have a very short fuse, & I lost it back.
For fucks sake...theres plenty of other places I'd rather be than his freaking fracture clinic at this time of the day!!

Anyway, on leaving, I requested a different Dr for next visit, & it was then that I had staff members coming up to me & asking if I was OK, & that I had every right to complain about Dr Dickhead.
And I did. (Ner ner, prickface!)

The Med-Super called me at 8.30ish pm that night, to ensure me that we wouldn't have to deal with him again.
He cracked me up, he actually said,
"I am very sorry for his behaviour. Unfortunately, in every forrest, there is a snake...& he happens to be our one"

Dr Dickheads contract is not being renewed due to many complaints of a similar nature to mine.

So...Jake has plaster off, & is slowly weight bearing & weaning off the crutches, that have been his best buddy for the past 6 weeks.

We are now attending physio, & working on regaining his strength & movement range in his ankle.

If he breaks another bone, he can move in at the hospital!!
I will cry if I have to deal with fracture clinic & school work from home etc, anytime in the near future!
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Whooooa!

Hows this!!
I dreamt that Rob Thomas was in.my.house!
Standing right in front of me, talking to me & Jake..... (weird that Jake was there, but...anyway, on with it!)

I was saying all this shit to Rob, like..."Oh my god, I can't believe its you!!!"
And Jake said... "Mum...tell him what you say when you see him on TV!"
I was like, "Oh God, shuddup Jake!" in my head, with a horrified expression on my face.
Before I could say anything, Jake said..
"If we see you, Mum says, look! Theres my husband!"

And, Rob, (because he would love me so much if he met me in real life) was not even remotely freaked out at that.
In fact...he looked as though he was realllllly in love with me.
Hey...it was my dream, 'kay?!

Speaking of dreams...I had a cracker of one when I was pregnant with Jayden, that Shannon Noll came to our house.
He had a campervan & was travelling with his Mrs & kids, but called in to see us on the way, (of course!)
He parked the camper, & left the Mrs (what IS her name??) & boys in there while he came & had a cuppa with us.....

Now, that one's a bit weird...I don't even really like him that much!

xxTxx